I may look like I am sleeping here but don't be fooled.
|One eye is open, you just can't tell. I am a master this way!|
I always sleep with one eye almost open and on alert...
It is part of my Bossing skills.
I do this in order to ensure the area is always secure.
According to the Merriam-Webster online dictionary, to secure is described as follows:
a: something that secures : protection
b (1) : measures taken to guard against espionage or sabotage, crime, attack, or escape (2) : an organization or department whose task is security
It appears I fall into their definition quite nicely.
Because of my fantastic security skill...
I was recently the recipient of this fabulous uniform.
|This new uniform really brings out my handsomeness!|
Even when securing the area from the comfort of a pink blanket...
I maintain my stature.
|Still looking handsome!|
I honestly feel that this uniform is an asset to my bossing ability, take a look
Here I am securing the backyard, at home, without my uniform..
Now here I am performing the same task BUT in my new uniform...
Would you not agree that the 2nd video displays much more advanced "security skills", because of my new uniform, than the first video?
I am extremely grateful for receiving this new uniform from one of my loyal fans!
|I am also still extremely handsome!|
The Boss, Reporting for Security Duty.